Greg has a bug and needs to get an antibiotic for it.
Jack has a bug called the terrible twos.
Kelly has a bug called "The Princess Rules the Roost".
Kevin has a bug that is pestering the heck out of Ryan.
Ryan has a bug that won't allow him to fully understand that (-14 - -17) is "3" and not "-3".
And I am the mom. I can't afford to have bugs.